Friday, June 15, 2012

Large Rubber Mallet

Merry 12:52, citizens of earth.

You may or may not have noticed that I haven't posted in a while-- sincere apologies! I'm not quite sure if I've actually been busy or if I was merely pretending to be...I do have a small mountain of work accumulating next to my bed, but that does not, by any stretch of the imagination, mean I've been busy.
I did get a job though. Sort of. :)

Since my blog has a total of zero pictures on it as of today, I've decided to try to post pictures more frequently. You know, to add to the tasteful part of "Just tasteful musings."

Without further ado, here is picture number one:


It's a large rubber mallet! Seems appropriate enough. Aren't rubber mallets just dandy?
And here is a short article that I wrote about large rubber mallets in general. 

Top Ten Practical Uses for a Large Rubber Mallet

10. An umbrella (rubber is waterproof!)

9. Super thick drink coaster

8. Living room decor

7. Portable paperweight (it has a handle!)

6. Negotiating with undesirable people

5. Replacement garden gnome

4. Picking up all the field mice and bopping them on the head

3. Making mosaic tiles out of glass bottles

2. Dropping three pounds quickly (just let go of the handle)

1. General Stress relief

Hope you enjoyed! Enjoy loveliness and remember to muse!




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